Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Religion and driving

Relax, folks, this isn't a deep subject. It's pretty light-hearted, actually.

I was behind a car this morning that was going slower than molasses in February. It had one of those "Jesus Is The Way" bumper stickers. More often than not, when I see a vehicle that has one or more "pro-Jesus" stickers, the vehicle is going very slow.

I may be wrong, but I seriously doubt Jesus will love you folks any less if you drove a little freakin' faster! I mean, at least go the speed limit, or maybe a tad faster! Heck, for that matter, I don't think that driving like Jeff Gordon is exactly going to tick off the Almighty, do you?

God will love you if you speed. God will love you if you drive the speed limit. God will also love you if you drive slowly, but everyone else will become incredibly irate! How about throw the rest of us drivers a bone and find the thin pedal on the right?