Monday, June 27, 2005

Get Me Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, And All Those "Democracy Activisits" STAT

This just in from Nickie Goomba.

The Interior Ministry's Election Headquarters said on Saturday of the 27,959,253 ballots cast, 17,248,782 (61.95 percent) voted for Ahmadinejad.
Veteran rival, Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani, managed to win 10,046,701 votes while some 663,770 votes were deemed invalid.

Over six-hundred thousand votes disqualified? Get me the ICLU(Islamic Civil Liberties Union)! Count. Every. Vote.

We need to get people in the streets, "No justice, no suicide bombers. Luh-luh-luh-luh-luh-luh-luh-luh-luh."

My bad, those were probably just those whacky Dhimmis trying to vote.

Remember, this is the government's "official" results. Most outside observers agree the official number of votes cast hovers around the mid-to-high "8" range.