Saturday, May 14, 2005

Planned Parenthood Vs. Pope Benedict

Hat tip to The Anchoress for pointing this out:

PLANNED PARENTHOOD LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN AGAINST POPE BENEDICT XVI


Planned Parenthood has launched a campaign to motivate all of its members and supporters, nominal Catholics and non-Catholics, to send letters to the editor, requesting that Pope Benedict XVI reconsider his “backward views” and change his opinion on sexual morality.

You have no chance to survive, Planned Parenthood, make your time. As we all know, the Pope is "Equipped with x-ray vision, heresy-crushing kung-fu grip, a death ray and an evil, taunting laugh." What are you going to bring to the party, forceps and a suction hose? Too late, he's already out of the womb.